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Happy new year, everyone! It’s been more than a feeling!
Jan 1st
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underarrest: Weird Fishes live in Tokyo, Japan October 5th 2008
Jan 1st
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underarrest: If they did this on American idol they would have a million law suits the next day...
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Kool Aid Koolers
Dec 31st

The source of the dog sound at the...

imkevin: I just stumbled on this today after 14 years of wondering what the heck it was. ...
Dec 31st
Listen Listen
copycats: “Take It or Leave It” by Arctic Monkeys originally by The Strokes (posted by...
Dec 31st
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copycats: “Head Over Heels” by We Versus Shark originally by Tears for Fears (posted by...
Dec 31st
gpoysw
Dec 31st
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ROAD MAPS!!
Dec 31st
Listen Listen
hipsterdiet: Stereophonics - Dakota
Dec 31st
chasingxscars:closertotheocean:clockwatching:michellardi:spin...
Dec 31st
markcoatney: whatcriscilikes: This must be a scam...
Dec 31st
magnetical: (via sharpless // bobloblawslawblog)
Dec 31st

Sorry but

birdgirl: I’ve seen quite a few Tumblrs complaining that NYC is full of tourists around this time...
Dec 30th
thewarindrew: easily one of the greatest albums of all...
Dec 30th
dailymeh: Guy Batey, The Melancholy of Objects.
Dec 30th
seekingtheafterglow: (via luxembourg)
Dec 30th
Listen Listen
“Anybody Wanna Take Me Home” ~ Ryan Adams
Dec 30th
(via kari-shma) This used to be on my fridge. I always...
Dec 30th
howsyrface: Still from the colorized Casablanca Do tapes of...
Dec 30th
babydeer:mudwerks:kiku:kanamit: out to lunch another...
Dec 30th
babydeer:sabino:vivapedro:ffffound: sunday morning
Dec 29th
(via joesnake)
Dec 29th
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howsyrface: Radiohead - Ceremony (Live Joy Division/New Order cover).
Dec 29th
Study Says That 90% Of All Digital Music...
Dec 29th
(via joesnake)
Dec 29th
“It will be grand to hear what some people say about this...”
— i am the fat manatee. (via...
Dec 29th
(via joesnake)
Dec 29th

I remember watching Penny's computer...

Flexible screens are only a few years down the road, too…
Dec 29th
thegrasshopperunit: robot-heart: ...
Dec 29th
lookmom: Erik Sanko marionette via ekrunk Wow do I want...
Dec 29th
fusioned: Glow In The Dark Fungus
Dec 29th
(via babydeer)
Dec 29th
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Ali Baba Bunny, 1957 “Hassaaaaaan chop!!” “I’m rich! I’m a happy...
Dec 29th
Palms | Via my flickr.
Dec 29th
Listen Listen
“No Monsters In Me” ~ Blur (B-side on The Universal CD single)
Dec 29th
allcreatures: voltiando: suyhnc: (via biccchi)
Dec 29th

I want to see an animation where every...

Dec 29th

I wish I could just run thru some bushes...

Dec 29th
babydeer: (via noliesjustlove)
Dec 29th
shelbot: Totoro Sonic Relaxation Assault Unit
Dec 29th
tmblg: Thelonious Monk’s notes I didn’t think I had...
Dec 29th
tmblg: Poster for Target Earth (1954), from a great...
Dec 29th
Listen Listen
365rpm: Françoise Hardy - Le Temps de l’Amour My favorite track from Françoise Hardy’s 1964 long...
Dec 28th
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antidote!
Dec 28th
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ITS TRUE
Dec 28th
natface: gospelofmoll: That reminds me, IGN did a lengthy...
Dec 28th
katieschenk: Frozen Central Park (via my flickr)
Dec 28th
Listen Listen
copycats: “Panic” by Spoon originally by The Smiths (via sparklingpants)
Dec 28th
tmblg: (via arrestedstills)
Dec 28th
omnialx: (via jbishop) Wow. The internet is truly a culture...
Dec 28th
tmblg: On Christmas Day in 1914, German and British troops...
Dec 28th
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indieandyy: Ghostbusters (1984) “Hotel Scene” Just because.
Dec 28th
Wait a minute.. did I just hear Morrissey’s “Every Day is Like Sunday” used on tv...
Dec 28th
(via thegrasshopperunit)
Dec 28th
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(via happycap) …and YESS! The super-80s sick-ass teaser for my favorite film ever!!!
Dec 28th
babydeer: (via thosemelodies) My third favorite film is...
Dec 28th
babydeer:lianamonster:lunchbagart: Katamari Damacy, the...
Dec 28th
(via corwood)
Dec 27th
tumbledore: (via anewnadir)
Dec 27th
onionvolcano: scumblr: kumagaya: yellowblog: ...
Dec 27th
natface: chronicfail: ardenashley: ...
Dec 25th
wreckandsalvage: Merry Christmas! (via semel17) While the...
Dec 25th
babydeer: retrozone: Carole Lombard
Dec 25th
babydeer: withwanderlust: on Flickr - Photo Sharing!
Dec 25th
everybodycares: furryrabbits: The Way We Were: Life...
Dec 21st

This is my new blog.

jeffreyknox: Paul introduced me to this website. He also let me stay at his house for a few days...
Dec 21st
koolikeplastic: ak47: (via ak47)
Dec 21st
(via everybodycares)
Dec 20th
SLAVERY is bigger than ever
Dec 20th
dailymeh: That whole stream is worth a look. (more...
Dec 19th
scout: thebronzemedal: Via NonoChan on Flickr
Dec 19th
koolikeplastic: yellowblog: Hannah Stouffer - BOOOOOOOM! -...
Dec 19th
Listen Listen
afghanistanbananastand: Pot Kettle Black- Wilco One of my favorites and definitely the most...
Dec 19th
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livejamie: This is the Cheetah Lady via YouTube. I can’t tell if she’s real or not, I don’t even...
Dec 19th
johnbrissenden: bg5000: A selection from this 100 Cereal...
Dec 19th
joesnake: Red Star Belgrade’s fans light torches during the...
Dec 19th
onionvolcano: drned: robocop on a unicorn, bro. ...
Dec 18th
Listen Listen
copycats: “Dirt Off Your Bittersweet Shoulders ” mashup “Bittersweet Symphony” by The Verve +...
Dec 18th
hydeordie: Erwin Redl Lille 2004 How can you not fall in...
Dec 17th
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thegrasshopperunit: imkevin: merlin:A Tribe Called Quest - “Scenario” One of the best songs...
Dec 17th
Others have linked to Boston’s wonderful The Big...
Dec 17th
gpoyw
Dec 17th
corwood: SONIC YOUTH ETC.: SENSATIONAL FIX The museum...
Dec 17th

FLUXCAST #25

fluxcast: DOWNLOAD IT! This is the third and final 2008 retrospective podcast. There are still...
Dec 17th
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(via barthel)
Dec 17th
Film Addict: How many of IMDB's Top 250 have...
Dec 17th
Amazon Women on the Moon
Dec 16th
Guess the movie!
Dec 16th
allcreatures:bebelestrange:bitchville: Father Juan Manuel...
Dec 16th
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“Phantom Limb” by The Shins Watch a boy behead a lamb and a little girl get burned at...
Dec 16th
indieandyy:kaytee:afghanistanbananastand:thegrasshopperunit:g...
Dec 16th
triciaward: where’s natalie? (via triciaward)
Dec 16th
triciaward: some of the crafts at tollwood (via triciaward)
Dec 16th
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sweetwolfshirt: SuperNews! - Social Networking Wars (via Current)
Dec 16th
Whopper vs. Big Mac across the four corners...
Dec 16th
Reginald Veljohnson is on Chuck right now, and he’s...
Dec 16th
–from Mr. F
Dec 15th
Dec 15th

Narrator: ...and a traumatized Steve...

Steve: I've made a huge mistake.
GOB: I know the feeling. ..I had you.
[They embrace.]
GOB: I'm your father, Steve Holt. I can't hide from it anymore.
Steve: I won't forget this......Dad.
[Exit Steve.]
GOB: I will...........I will.
[Takes roofie.]
Dec 15th
WEE BRAIN This show is freaking genius.
Dec 15th
Rita, my favorite secondary character.
Dec 15th
Michael was filled with self-loathing. Had he been Jack the Ripper, he would have soothed himself in...
Dec 15th
Store clerk: Are you gonna buy this time, or are you just curious?
Tobias: I suppose you could say I'm 'bi-curious'. I have a big TV opportunity.
Store clerk: Well this is where all the big T.V.s come...
Dec 15th

For British Eyes Only

..for British eyes onleeeeeee!
Dec 15th
thebrewerpatriot: That sound of a ricochet in old westerns is something Hollywood just does not use...
Dec 15th

GOB: Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it!

Michael: It tastes kinda like sad…
Dec 15th
Michael: It is going to up in Tahoe a couple more days. Maybe you could take a date
Lucille: How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?
Michael: [Michael stares at her awkwardly] The cabin... yes! That would be difficult, too.
Dec 15th
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“I wanted to share my Pop Secret with you but forget it!”
Dec 15th
…and although the intervention didn’t work, it turned into one of the Bluth...
Dec 15th
Listen Listen
copycats: “You Know I’m No Good” by Arctic Monkeys originally by Amy Winehouse (posted by...
Dec 14th
(via babydeer)
Dec 14th
Listen Listen
youngbrooklynite: Brooklyn (Go Hard) ~ Jay-Z
Dec 14th
scout: (via megsnotplural)
Dec 14th
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trappedintime: Miles Davis - “All Blues” 2.12.64 - Lincoln Center, New York, NY This “All Blues”...
Dec 14th
adamiss: Oh Google, you’ve done it again.  But what’s this...
Dec 13th
Don't Shoot the Puppy
Dec 13th
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inothernews: kapi: U2 - One
Dec 13th
allcreatures: ...
Dec 13th
juliemakesupwords: (via ronniebruce)
Dec 13th
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inothernews: I love this dude.  Fucking love him. notthatkindagay:chickensdontclap: Hugh Laurie:...
Dec 13th
(via scout)
Dec 13th
bigfun: (via goodwinter)
Dec 13th
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Gift-wrapped desk from The Office clip.
Dec 13th
mdfsmash:whatson:homecoming
Dec 13th
babydeer:sugarcreamcandy:arseniccupcakes:bellechoses:littlegh...
Dec 13th

Chapter Four: WELCOME TO THE INTERNET

Jay: so this is the internet?
I hear it's serious business
me: WELCOME
Jay: what the fuck?
oop
wtf?
me: all the kitties you want are waiting for you!
Jay: cats?
who the hell likes cats?
that's weird
I like sharks
is there a place on the internet for me?
me: there is a place for everyone.
especially the crazy ones. they have nowhere else to go!
Jay: bummer
what would people do before the internet?
me: I can't remember
Jay: I mean, how would some one meet some one else to have sex in a fur suit
?
really
me: and they used the phone book!
Jay: ridicouls!
the phone book?
me: yeah!
not just a door prop!
Jay: you mean there are other uses beside proping doorways?
(the strange thing is I was typing that as you entered it)
(I'm just slow as shit...)
me: great minds think alike.... and so do ours
Dec 13th
koolikeplastic: xtc: Night Street - Roppongi (via...
Dec 13th
koolikeplastic: suyhnc: (via kari-shma)
Dec 13th
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mykol78: joshuar: 40 Inspirational Speeches in 2 Minutes | Overthinking It This might be my...
Dec 13th
A dramatic reading of a real breakup letter.
Dec 12th
babydeer: (via defixiones)
Dec 12th
Dec 12th
Art Show & Free concert in my 'hood tonight
Dec 12th
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pierreism: andreaallen: The Eye and the Fly on Vimeo. The creativity on Vimeo is overwhelming.
Dec 12th
hilker: rear-view: indieandyy:capricious: colorado
Dec 12th
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barthel: offnotesnotes: productivitydecreaser: Radiohead - Idioteque (live on SNL) As amazing...
Dec 11th
(via whothefuckisstephencolbert)
Dec 11th
Scientists extract images directly from brain
Dec 11th
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tumbledore: Gary Numan - “M.E.” Where’s your head at?!
Dec 11th
(via corwood)
Dec 11th
saramcpherson: Salsa Fucked This phenomenon occurs when dining at a Mexican restaurant with a...
Dec 11th
joesnake: bigfun: via www.kimboske.com
Dec 11th
allcreatures: Belgrade, Serbia: Vambo, a white lion, is seen...
Dec 11th

Words That Don't Exist in the English...

erinhanifin: tesslynch: everithing: pica: Gheegle: (Filipino) The urge to pinch or squeeze...
Dec 11th
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Just try and count the swastikas in this cartoon featuring Donald Duck. Propaganda, baby!!
Dec 10th
afghanistanbananastand: theduty: …MerMice. ...
Dec 10th
Wednesssdaaaaayyyyy pictcher of myself; w/my pal Todd @...
Dec 10th
pterodactyls: (via chronicfail) This is the funniest...
Dec 10th
jimkal: ...
Dec 10th
You know what’s weird? Going through your myspace inbox circa 2005. WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Dec 10th
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copycats: “Beggin’” remixed by Pilooski originally by Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons ...
Dec 10th
hilker: (via dummydonuts) YES!
Dec 10th
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“Real Love” ~ The Beatles …for happycap and John. :(
Dec 9th
annagrimm: adamfrucci: Steve Bishop - Suspension of...
Dec 9th
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Kid Icarus Theme
Dec 9th
happycap: nycmeetups: This Sunday. 5 p.m. Stand. Tumblr...
Dec 9th
Listen Listen
hilker: davidcho: Michael Jackson - ‘Rock WIth You’ It’s amazing how much of this album still...
Dec 9th
Listen Listen
“Gasoline Dreams” ~ OutKast
Dec 9th
Blur to re-form for one show... maybe more
Dec 9th
theengineer: christinahaberkern: I could stare at this for...
Dec 9th

Need to Know

lovepuppy: If you need to know anything- know this: Never listen to people that say “this is the way...
Dec 9th
onionvolcano: caldwelltanner: Can this guy like, make me...
Dec 9th

Starting to wonder what a meme-free...

adamiss: Maybe that’s David’s business model: want a platform without kittens, reblogs, bacon John...
Dec 9th
wreckandsalvage: (via Bonita Sarita) Pissed-off stance....
Dec 9th
Dec 8th

New idea for torturing prisoners

catbird: Strap them to a chair and force them to sit in front of that Sears commercial with the...
Dec 8th
Listen Listen
“Three Changes” by The Good, the Bad and the Queen
Dec 8th
(via whothefuckisstephencolbert)
Dec 8th
via dotter
Dec 8th
tinycartridge: 3D art from a Downtown Nekketsu...
Dec 8th
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itsthereal: Saved by the L: The New Class
Dec 8th
Thomas Kyd
Dec 8th
inothernews: getthefuckoutrightnow:fotomat: Rain at Sea...
Dec 8th
Somebody please rewrite this page!
Dec 8th

Chapter Three: The Revenge

Jay: oh, I heard about that one...
part 3 didn't do so well in the box office
me: lol
Jay: bummer though
great writing...
me: was part 3 the revenge?
Jay: second blood
me: first saliva
wait, are we talking rambo or rocky?
Jay: Milo and Otis
wait, no...
Charlott's Web
me: Home Alone
Jay: the live action version
played by David Cross
me: wait! Charlotte's Web 3: The Revenge!
lol
Jay: he did it for the money
the sad thing, the pig died in the 2nd one...
me: Alvin and the Chipmunks 2: Too Many Nuts
Jay: I heard they dug up Groucho's body to fuck it for 20 minutes
COMEDY GOLD!
me: oh geez
Dec 8th
Nam June Paik TV Buddha
Dec 8th
Dec 8th
(via semioticus)
Dec 8th
scout: homecoming: deleteyourself: Valerie Hegarty’s...
Dec 8th
Listen Listen
“Dirtywhirl” by TV on the Radio Thanks, James for turning me onto this song back in...
Dec 8th
(via bunkercomplex)
Dec 7th
misterpeace: savingoldlitter:lapsus: via
Dec 7th
misterpeace: applebottom:ephemeron: so fucking cool.
Dec 7th
misterpeace: butterflyeffect:reckon:havent-got-a-prayer:...
Dec 7th

Chapter One

Jay: what's it with hot women with skills???
do they really need to overkill?
^_^
me: we have skills too man
we have to shut ourselves away and get better
Jay: sharpen the sword
"THIS HITO HANZO STEEL!!!"
me: in music, they call it going to the woodshed
Jay: hhahahah
me: or woodshedding
or sheddin'
Jay: ::branishes sword::
me: I gotta shed man, can't go
Jay: ::throws up an apple::
: :laughs::
: :stomps foot::
: :slices air::
me: ::swishes hula skirt::
Jay: ::two pieces of apple fall to the floor::
GORSH!
me: ::inserts coin::
Jay: HU-YUCK!
me: ::produces rabbit out of hat::
Jay: ::lights two cigarettes with a match::
me: ::grabs biscuit::
Jay: ::tosses remote::
me: ::punches baby::
Jay: ::digs into couch cushon::
: :produces $100::
me: ::steals hood ornament::
Jay: ::puts one poptart back in the box::
me: ::rolls carpet::
Jay: ::switches to Judism::
me: ::downloads Liberace::
Jay: ::hails a cab driven by a cat::
me: ::applies deodorant on grandmother::
Jay: ::saves toenail clippings from black Lab::
me: ::starts tumblr solely for cataloguing silly Jay + Paul chat logs::
Jay: ::decides between green jeans and a diper::
me: ::spoons pillow::
Jay: ::sacks Normandy::
Dec 6th

Where are you Mr. Fusion? It's 2008!

And you clearly appear in 2015 according to the book of the gospel, Back to the Future!
Dec 6th
babydeer: americanshaft: paul newman and louis armstrong
Dec 6th
Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads? ...
Dec 6th
(via bunkercomplex) As long as there is this, there is...
Dec 6th
onefootinthegrave: ...
Dec 6th
inothernews: oomb: The Mantis Shrimp, one of Wired...
Dec 6th
onefootinthegrave: doordie: The Prisoner. I’m not a...
Dec 6th
via inothernews:randomlunatic:furryrabbits:catbird:
Dec 6th
inothernews: synmirror: Chemist Marie Curie in her...
Dec 6th

Every mornin' of every day.... I...

Dec 5th

Industries I have worked in:

Advertising and PR Services Computer software Education Food and Beverage Production Internet...
Dec 5th
Peter Venkman
Dec 5th
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bunnynico: There’s Only One Sun Wong Kar Wai’s latest short film is a lush exercise in the spy...
Dec 5th
I don’t remember where/who gave me this link. But here...
Dec 5th
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copycats: Senior Adult Choir covers: Eminem, Chamillionair, OutKast, and more! (via wayne-remy) ...
Dec 5th
Jack Daniels Maker Doing Awesome In This...
Dec 5th
hathaway: optimisto: clango: best venn diagram ...
Dec 5th
ffffood: Dinner Tonight: Bubble and Squeak | Serious...
Dec 5th
Listen Listen
Brazilian Girls ~ “Lazy Lover”
Dec 5th
jstn: yamasaki ko-ji (& on tumblr)
Dec 5th
misterpeace: “The Elitism Hoodie” via Warren Ellis ...
Dec 5th
misterpeace: ...
Dec 5th
Gold Kit Scam
Dec 5th
shelbot: (via triangle)
Dec 5th
(via tmblg)
Dec 5th
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hathaway: afghanistanbananastand: I know this is on their myspace, but a lot of people don’t use...
Dec 5th
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Pavement ~ Stereo I love how when he starts screamin’ the camera is focused on an mostly...
Dec 5th
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Umbrella, covered by Manic Street Preachers
Dec 5th
goldenfiddle: Little Bangkok
Dec 5th
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The Pistol Shrimp, as mentioned below.
Dec 5th
allcreatures: lawful: katyg: davereed: What the...
Dec 5th
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pterodactyls: Teaser trailer for Coco Avant Chanel, directed by Karl Lagerfeld.
Dec 5th
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Deadly Prey
Dec 5th

Fire Escape

me: man
the black album is awesome
Jay: Jay Z?
me: yep
brooklyn, baby!
yeah jay, I'm listening to metallica right now [sarcasm]
Jay: you should listen to Madvillain
me: I know madvillain
but I fucking love the black album
El-P is great too
Jay: ez no good sir
no good tat tall
me: you no like el-p?
Jay: I told El-P he was awesome
He said thank you
then he told me to stop staring at him
I told him it was hard not to while scaling his fire escape
me: lol
Dec 4th
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adeandabet: fatmanatee: iveneverheardofyou: Lily Allen - The Fear First single off her...
Dec 4th
shelbot: kssk: FORMAT (via glosep)
Dec 4th
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The Sting Newman & Redford
Dec 4th
babydeer: secondgradefresh: (via...
Dec 3rd
shelbot: bebelestrange:lawful:suitep:Café des Deux Magots,...
Dec 3rd
elspethjane: 25 Bond Street, I love you and your beautiful...
Dec 3rd
(via yourmomfanclub)
Dec 3rd
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I know this is stupid, but I really, truly love this commercial. It’s just so well done. All...
Dec 3rd
(via bunkercomplex) The man himself.
Dec 3rd
bagcoffee: My laptop bag Wear your heart on your bagcoffee.
Dec 3rd
Listen Listen
Tricky ~ Hell Is Around The Corner
Dec 3rd
GPOYW
Dec 3rd
Beware the pit of the vortex. It eats brainsssss.
Dec 2nd
Want so badly! …..only $25,000.00 or more… Yes,...
Dec 2nd
Dec 2nd
shutupinternet: Times Square, New York City - 1959 (via...
Dec 2nd

Advice for the recently unemployed.

alexbalk: Every day brings more news of layoffs and staffing reductions. At this point I’m now a...
Dec 2nd
thebrewerpatriot: maggiolino al colosseo (via gm.ferrara)
Dec 2nd
I misspoke.
Dec 2nd
One more!
Dec 2nd
“Ain’t I a stinker?”
Dec 2nd
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moderation: Classic Looney Tunes (via taz98027) Substitute bunny rabbit for Paul Rudd… Bugs is...
Dec 2nd
Disney in its un-PC glory…
Dec 1st
Dec 1st
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whatafoolbelieves: Tips for a New Teen Wolf #5: Get a Van Maybe a 1985 Econoline, or even a...
Dec 1st

Good god I hate Television.

fatmanatee: Detective 1: So what’s going on? Detective 2: This guy here was a loss prevention...
Dec 1st
(via yourmomfanclub) This is a part of 826NYC, a nonprofit...
Dec 1st
(via joesnake)
Dec 1st
fatmanatee: Paul, this is the photo you use when you don’t...
Dec 1st

Why "like"?

fatmanatee: Because I prefer more original content in my dashboard.  It is still worthwhile to use...
Dec 1st
This Is MBV
Dec 1st
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triciaward: the simpsons get an apple store (via nickdouglas)
Dec 1st
lunchbagart: Red XIII
Dec 1st

how to be cool

Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important
than being cool.
Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool.
Homer: You know what the song says: "It's hip to be square".
Lisa: That song is so lame.
Homer: So lame that it's... cool?
Bart+Lisa: No.
Marge: Am I cool, kids?
Bart+Lisa: No.
Marge: Good. I'm glad. And that's what makes me cool, not caring,
right?
Bart+Lisa: No.
Marge: Well, how the hell do you be cool? I feel like we've tried
everything here.
Homer: Wait, Marge. Maybe if you're truly cool, you don't need to
be told you're cool.
Bart: Well, sure you do.
Lisa: How else would you know?
Dec 1st
I want some Foucault Flakes right now. I’m hungry for...
Dec 1st